Note to self:

Don't try to work on your novel in the community computer lab again. What a complete waste of time! A little tip to the gay guy and his gabby girlfriend sitting behind me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I know you guys are BFF and everything but have a little Goddamn respect for everybody else in here. This is a library environment, a silent sanctuary for studying, not some place to hold damn social hour. So take your fucking shiraz or merlot or whatever crappy vino you're getting into and go back to your apartment. Go watch 'Sex & the City' or something, because it's clear that you're not too serious about getting your work done. You're just keeping us from doing ours during finals week.
And to the people talking on your cell phones: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Who are you talking to at 1:30am on a Monday night!? No wonder all you people have to pop 12 Adherol to concentrate and get anything done. Nobody has any damn manners these days and it's pathetic. It's days like this I wish I lived in a Fascist dictatorship. At least they follow the rules.